Sunday, March 7, 2004

Go to hell Carolina!

You perhaps thought I wouldn't bring up the Carolina game on my weblog? Nonsense. Louise and I watched the game again this morning. We had to tape it because Louise didn't want to watch it until she knew it was safely in the bag. The best thing about the tape is rewinding to watch the exact moment when Roy Williams' heart rips in half.

The second best thing is rewinding to read lips. Boy does Redick have a filthy mouth.

Also: Luol Deng for President! Chris Duhon for Attorney General. And Shelden Williams for, er, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.



  1. Imported on behalf of: Michael J. Jasper
    **That's just not nice**

    I see you don't have Riddick in your executive cabinet. Probably a good choice. What is it with the Duke/Wojo mold? Puke.

    It was a good game. You guys deserved to win. Deng -- wow!

  2. Imported on behalf of: Lee Capps

    Maybe he could be Press Secretary?


  3. Imported on behalf of: Dan
    I wish I had it on tape, then I could rewind it and see the ball go flying into McCants' hands at the last second. Oh wait, I guess that would be at the first second going backwards. Also, "!rekcufrehtom !rekcufrehtom !rekcufrehtom !rekcufrehtom" Didn't need a replay to see that.

    Luol Deng can't be president because he's not a natural-born American citizen. You need to call Orrin Hatch to straighten that one out.

    Shavlik Randolph for Secretary of the Interior.

  4. Imported on behalf of: Dan
    damn no breaking posting thing...that made a lot more sense in some sort of paragraph form.

  5. Imported on behalf of: Lee

    I hate that it doesn't preserve spacing. Apparently this a "feature" not to allow any markup of the postings -- keeps someone from putting in some malicious perl code or something. I'm working on trying to fix it, but nothing yet. Also: Sean Dockery, Spokesperson for the Presidential Council for Physical Fitness.

  6. Imported on behalf of: Dan Taylor
    My vote goes to Rashad McCants for CEO of the Waaaaaaahhhh Corporation.

  7. Imported on behalf of: Lee Capps
    **Here's a toughy**

    Nick Horvath . . . . Science Advisor or Poet Laureate?

  8. Imported on behalf of: mick skin-a-shin

    (ala Packer pronunciation)

    Secretary of the EPA. The deer-like spread of his eyes signifies wildlife protection. (We figure his resultant lack of depth perception is the reason for all the missed 3s & the one that went in to sink Depaul.)

  9. Imported on behalf of: Dan Taylor
    Hey mcskinnyshin! I actually heard Billy Packer pronounce it the way everyone else in the world does, and I almost fell out of my chair. Does the fact that Horvath spent all summer chopping wood to bulk up (another of Billy Packer's fun facts) conflict with this appointment?

  10. Imported on behalf of: Lee
    **If I Could Turn Back Time**

    Allah Abdelnaby (sp?) -- drug czar.

  11. Imported on behalf of: Dan Taylor
    **If we're going there...**

    Eric Meek for Secretary of Transportation.

  12. Imported on behalf of: mick skin-a-shin
    i suppose his undersecretaries are hurley and j-will?

  13. Imported on behalf of: Lee
    Wojo -- Secretary of Energy